Welcome to My Dominion, drool puppy.

• If you havent had the pleasure to descend into my vortex of ass-blistering, ball-busting, boot-licking humilation, here are a few things to expect in my sublime presence...
• Crawling across the floor, prostrating yourself at my feet and struggling to make me smile.
• Listening to my casually cruel laughter as you dangle helplessly from the ceiling in bondage or squeal from my delicious genital tortures.
• Being forced to watch in the mirror while I shamefully and selfishly sodomize you and make you my whore. All the while sneering at your predicament.
• Submitting to the mastery of my whip and experiencing the terrifying accuracy in which I will administer it to your trembling, unworthy body.
• Thorough and regular strip searches and inspections.
• Degrading probing, prodding and posing will only amuse me further.
• Introductions between my boots and your face will be a regular occurrence.
• Understand this, if you are male, you are beneath me. You will learn your place with an imperious and demanding yet conscientious and sensual Mistress.

Here is a brief list of applications from gimps I will cheerfully delete:

• Horny losers looking for "body worship" or sexual contact with me. You are an insect and I'm not interested in pleasing you nor am I a prostitute.
• Desperate transients looking for a live-in real-time relationship, ownership or to be "collared". Don't bother. I don't need the Internet to get a date.
• Switches. Male dominance is against the laws of nature and nauseates me. I will delete your application without a second thought.
• Webcam or "online" applicants. If you are halfway across the world and don't intend on booking a session, you are wasting my time and yours. Stay where you are...far away.
• Photos of your genitals will be tossed in the bin after I laugh for 5-10 minutes straight.
• Hagglers and cheapskates need not apply. I am high maintenance and enjoy La Dolce Vita. See "online" sessions or "live-in slave" above
• Lastly, any applications that read only "Hi, heya, hello, nice legs/ass/breasts" etc; will be automatically deleted. Also, one line stupid questions like "Do you like leather?" or "Wanna chat?" will naturally be slammed into the garbage. You know who you are.